Flashbot Fleshback: Non-Weird Lovemakers Need Not Apply

So what did we learn this week?

· You can make a porn movie that's actually a good movie? Who knew?

· Even celebrities get it right sometimes.

· Some people, however, could not have got it more wrong.

· Ironically, these were the most normal lovemakers we've met in years.

· Pornstars are people, too. They're just like ... way better looking than you.

· Oh, Emanuelle ... we'd follow you anywhere.

· Does Sarah Michelle Gellar have it in her? Don't answer that.

· Maybe if the Orioles moved to the Midwest, they'd score more runs?

· The audience is listening.

· If our favorite TV show never went away, how could we miss it?

· It's almost like you can't not stalk Dana DeArmond 24/7.

· Remember, if all else fails this weekend there's always Fox News.