World’s Smallest Band Performs Inside A Vagina

Some people say getting inside a woman's pussy is a lot like getting into an exclusive underground nightclub. You're not really sure how you found it, but you just feel lucky to have gotten past the doorman. Rock and roll hippie people Group Sounds have not hit it big yet, which is good for them, because if they ever do they would no longer be able to hold concerts inside the blossoming flower of a sexy young woman's crotch. They'll have to start playing real venues where anyone Joe off the street can just pay a cover charge and get a seat at the bar. But just like those aging punks who can't stop bragging about that time they saw The Ramones play CBGB, you can forever talk about when you saw them at tiny little venue that was the toughest ticket in town.

· Group Sounds, Temporarily in Love (rocketvid.com)