Sneak Peek: “Bree Olson’s Slumber Party”

DCypher reports: What do Bree Olson, a guy in a chicken suit, luchadors, serial killers, male strippers, fluffers, Evan Stone, twenty-four hour cable news feeds, genies, divisive partisan cat fight grudge fucks, alt porn, and lesbian pillow fight orgies all have in common? They're just the tip of the iceberg in David Lord's new feature sex comedy for Adam & Eve, tentatively titled "Bree Olson's Slumber Party" (because really, what else could it be called?)

Check out some on-set antics and an exclusive sneak peek after the jump.

David hired an all-star cast for the mockumentary that included Penny Flame, Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, and Roxy Deville. Since I wrote the screenplay, I demanded to play the guy in the chicken suit moshing to Mexican speed metal. Now I know how Quentin Tarantino felt slurping tequila off of Selma Hayek's toes in "Dusk Till Dawn": He felt powerful. I promise you that.

Bree Olson has, arguably, around six personalities, and she sucks dick like she believes a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte might shoot out of it if she puts it far enough down her throat. And ot only is she capable of delivering complex political dialogue (inspired by Noam Chomsky, no less) without batting an eye or stopping for breath, she almost literally fucks like a wild animal right after it's been playfully jabbed with a hypodermic needle full of liquid crack. Adam and Eve scored big time when they added her to the team.

Still, the pint-sized star had to put in extra effort to keep from being outshined by her fellow starlets. Penny Flame's infectious non -equitur humor drew bales of laughter from cast and crew for the better part of 48 hours straight; Aiden performed death-defying sword swallowing acts using Evan Stone's penis as her blade; Roxy gave the girls a run for their money in the "this sweet ass can take a fucking" department; and Kayden—the dirty, Nietzsche-loving vegetarian objectivist with bizarre abdominal muscles—broke the hearts of the ink-festooned crew when she loudly declared she wasn't dating boys with tattoos anymore.

While admittedly rife with porn insider humor, including jabs at everyone from Brad Armstrong to Matt Zane to Eon McKai (look them up!), there's still enough mind numbing sex antics, including a four way all girl pillow fight orgy, to make sure no one feels excluded.

(And remember: suits kill art, baby! Remember that I told you that? Suits kill art.) -D. Cypher

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Bree Olson on MySpace (myspace.com)