Pole Dancers Make Subway Rides Slighty Less Harrowing

Frankly, the video below would have been the least amazing thing we saw on our subway ride this morning, but The New York Daily News is shocked (!) and appalled (!!) by these "vivacious vixens" who entertained commuters on the city's N and L trains with some rapid transit pole dancing. Filmed and posted to YouTube on a $10,000 dare, these ladies are quite enthusiastic (and flexible!) but are practically puritans compared to the girls you see at any Manhattan club or the A train after midnight. Do not attempt this during your own underground travels—not because you'll offend the straphangers, but because grinding up against the surfaces of any subway car is a one-way ticket to a prescription for antibiotics. You do not want to know where that pole has been.

· Sexy Pole Girls Dance on Subway (YouTube)
· "Subway pole dancers enrage MTA" (nydailynews.com)