What Would Vishnu Do? Mayhem’s “Juggernauts 8”

"It's time once again for the biggest hooters on earth getting titty fucked and glazed with gallons of hot sticky cum ... It's a jumbo jugs jamboree you're going to love!"

Such was the oiled and frank presentation of Shyla Stylez and Savanah on the cover of "Juggernauts 8" that we had to look the word up. See, since infancy we assumed that the word "juggernaut" had something to do with sailing, like "nautical" or "astronaut", and from that we concluded that a big boob movie would do well to call itself "Juggernauts" in that these ladies would not sink even if you dropped an anchor on them.

Instead, imagine our surprise when we found the word is derived from "Jagannath, an idol of Krishna, at Puri in Orissa, India, annually drawn on an enormous cart under whose wheels devotees are said to have thrown themselves to be crushed." Which still sort of makes sense if you think about it.

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