Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Extreme Restraints’ Large Shock Prod

Just as visiting an adult film set gives one a solid sense of the soil from which our nation's porn is grown (at the same time one becomes more disconnected from it, if possible), stopping by a weapons-grade sex toy warehouse and seeing things like cattle prods stacked high on each other drives the point home that lots more people are serious about bringing and absorbing pain than previously estimated.

Learn more about working on a sex farm after the jump.

Huntington Beach's Extreme Restraints carries a lot of things folk have adapted for bedroom shenanigans that are now in use in other disciplines, including ranching, such as the Large Shock Prod.

The company buys the zapper from veterinary supply outlets as the Magic Shock Prod.

"So the actual name of this product sounds pornier than te one you've given to it?" I asked the warehouse manager.

"Yes."

"And you haven't gussied it up with cyberskin and pretty ribbons?" I probed.

"Nope. There's someone using one of those on a farm right now."

The $86 prod takes four "C" batteries (included!) and delivers a jolt that really gets one moving - at sex time or any time!^TM

"What might also go in the gift set?" I asked.

"Well, the Humbler is good for that," he said, explaining the Dark Ages-vintage ball-squeezing device. "You get someone in the Humbler, he doesn't get up fast, so you have more of an opportunity to zap him."

· Extreme Restraints (extremerestraints.com; buy the Large Shock Prod here)
· Large Animal Health (thestockmarketcountrystore.com)

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