Don’t Even Bother Reading This Post About “Cheating Housewives #5” (But You Can Totally Look At The Pictures)

To avoid the risk of sounding too advertorial or puff-piecey (you know, sort of like we did here?) we're not going to say anything positive at all about the upcoming release of Smash Pictures' "Cheating Housewives #5 " We're not going to tell you that it was shot in hi-def because really ... who cares, right? And we certainly won't mention the fact that it stars such noted porn MILFs like Nikita Denise, Monique, Friday, Mae Victoria, and Brenda James, since you can see all their names on the box cover anyway ... and we'll say nothing about the fact that we happen to know that a few of them really are moms in real life, because that would make us seem too much like "porn insiders" and we really should concentrate on critical objective opinion instead, as is our wont.

What we will tell you, however, since you can't hear it for yourself from these pictures is that Nikita Denise delivers a smoldering hot scene due in no small part to her deep and gravelly voice, which sounds like she's been chain smoking in a KGB interrogation room with Vladimir Putin for the last twenty some odd years. (And sorry about using such an advertorial, puff-piecey adjective like "smoldering" just now. We promise to be more careful from now on.)

So that's it ... we won't tell you anything more about this movie aside from the fact that we're showing you some stills from in well in advance of its February 28 release date. In fact, this entire post was just an excuse to show you said pictures. Maybe next time we do something like this we won't make things so wordy. Would that make you happy?