Still Puttin’ ‘Em On The Glass!

January 17, 2008
DASHIELL

In the time-honored tradition of squeezing a nipple between two finger or the always popular twix shot, nothing spices up a boring car ride or a steamy shower door like pressing a nice set of boobies up against a pane of glass. It doesn't make any sense (yet somehow it's still not odd enough to even be considered a fetish), but this staple pose of many an erotic photo shoot has captivated the great thinkers and poets of the ages—going all the way back to the legendary Sir Mix-A-Lot, whose 1994 "hit" "Put 'Em On The Glass" forever immortalized this glorious natural phenomenon. Why is everyone from tour bus operators to truck drivers so enthralled by this breast-on-window contact? Well, why not press your own flesh and find out.