Miss America Pageant Becomes “A Date With Miss Michigan”

You'll have to forgive us for feeling a little bit of regional pride this morning as we congratulate our home state entry in the Miss America pageant, 19-year-old Kirsten Haglund, who took home the crown in a Vegas-style TV spectacle over the weekend. The pageant itself has become more of a reality show than a beauty contest, but the Farmington Hills, Michigan, native did sashay her way to first place in the swimsuit competition as well as taking the whole shebang. Plus, it give us a golden opportunity to break out our favorite masturbatory euphemism ever. Maybe you'll get to be with "her" tonight!

· "New Miss America cheered by friends throughout the state" (story + gallery @ freep.com)
· Miss America Photo Gallery (yahoo.com)
· "miss michigan" (urbandictionary.com)