Legal Debriefings: “Innocent Until Proven Filthy 3”

Despite spending the last decade buried headfirst into the warm and lubricious guts of commercial pornography, there are moments when I see through this veil of smut and dream of what life might have been like as a real working professional. I imagine what it would have been like being a partner at a real life law firm instead of just a guy who played a lawyer before a threeway broke out. (Ambien soothes the forgetting along.)

And then Eric Everhard brings out a title like "Innocent Until Proven Filthy 3" and those bittersweet thoughts get dredged up all over again. Luckily, they vanish faster than a witness against the mob as the allegedly naughty cast of said flick includes notorious hotties like Amy Reid, Diana Doll, Destiny, Nika, Renna Ryann, Aubrey Addams, and Jocelyn Addams. Shockingly at no point during the evidentiary process did it appear that any of these performers were trying to assert their lack of guilt -- instead, all seem to be taking the filth faster than counsel for a class action tort against a multinational corporation can scream "Let's settle out of court!"

With a mountain of visual exhibits to paw through -- and no billable hours left for interns -- it looks like you're going to have to call this one all by your lonesome. Put on your sexy Justice Scalia robe with nothing underneath and get ready to impartially adjudicate!

"Innocent Until Proven Filthy 3" hits streets today.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
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