Unfortunately the Fleshbot Transdimensional Teleporner (patent-pending) is on the fritz, otherwise we'd have transported ourselves to Rio for Carnaval 2008 to soak up the outlandish, truly astoundingly extravagant pageantry on parade ... oh, and all the astoundingly hot babes with all their jiggly, sweaty bits on ultra-glamorous display. Fortunately for us, we will always have Flickr to show us what we missed, and as soon as we can get the Teleporner to send an intern through time and space without interdimensional tentacle monster violation (or arrive with clothing intact) we'll be bringing you live coverage ourselves. Until then, ogle the beautiful boobies, butts and sequin-studded packages of all manner in a few of our favorite photosets. (Note: some Flickr users might want to check their "safe search" settings in order to soak up all the fleshy beauty captured by these photo pros.)
· Carnaval 2008 by Sergio Fonseca (thumbnail image via Flickr)
· Brazil - Carnival - Rio de Janeiro by sartori.angelo (Flickr)
· Quasebart: Carnaval (tag @ Flickr.com)
· See also: Carnival @ The Sex Carnival (thesexcarnival.com)