America’s Next Top Super Idol Presents: “I Want To Fuck You”

We have know idea where, when or how this clip came into existence and we don't even particularly care. (Though anyone with knowledge should definitely enlighten us in the comments.) All we know is that if we have to sit through one more round of amateur hacks wailing "I Believe I Can Fly" in front of an increasingly agitated Simon Cowell, things will get very ugly around here. Why can't we just anoint this charming fellow our next musical superstar? He's got the piano chops, cheerful stage presence, a gift for lyrics, and you could broadcast an entire satellite radio station from his ears. (Those can't be real, can they? They might be!) If this isn't a Top 40 hit by the end of the month, we're throwing out our iPods and going back to vinyl.

· Awesome Love Song (found @ ejb.com)