No Air For Flower Tucci

FlowerTucci, as you know, is a substantive, substantive lady with an ass for days.

"You've got a thick-ass 17-inch PowerBook, I see," I said, knowing that if a crashing satellite had cut me off before I mentioned the Mac product my last words on this Earth would still have been true. "What do you think of the MacBook Air?" I asked.

"Too flimsy," she said.

· Flower Tucci (flowertucci.com)