Randi Wright Has Organs, Is Horny

Fleshbot's Bureau of Invented Statistics reports that the first blog post of any DIY porn website package is "I'm always horny!" followed closely by "Hey Guys Just trYing This out LOL!!!!1!"

The leonine and varipelted Randi Wright seems well on track with her recent website launch, and dispels rumors that those symmetrical markings on her abs are not where the urban legend organ farmers got her kidneys but rose tattoos instead.

· Randi Wright (allrandiwright.com)