“Frango & Gash”: Stallone Again, Anally

"Frango & Gash" belongs to that school of porn ripoffs that have nothing to do with the source material other than a name that rhymes. The story of two Mancunian blokes looking for love on the Continent, this Mr. David Phillip Blake epic features willing Eurohotties in abundance and in all their forms: Tennis Strumpet, Chamber Tart, Bar Wench, and Black Widow. You half expect the lads to kiss each other by the end, but they don't.

Still, this movie leaves ample possibility for a sequel, possibly "Stop Or My Mom Will Squirt!"

· "Frango & Gash" (trailer @ vivthomas.com)