Flesh Flicks: Gutterballs!

At risk of being "too insidery," later tonight a team of Gawker Media employees will be battling it out against other pathetic athletic writerly types in the opening round of the New York media bowling league. (Sadly, I did not make that up.) It was pure coincidence that we stumbled upon a video that is absolutely guaranteed to psych up the whole team for this epic contest. It also reminds us of that famous scene in "The Big Lebowski" where the saucy Julianne Moore sports a bowling ball inspired Viking bra. (It all comes full circle, doesn't it?) Honestly, what is sexier than the smell of cheese fries and ball grease as you try to fill three holes at one time and knock down some hard wood? Wow ... we never realized it before, but bowling is filthy!

On a related note, does anyone know who the disembodied voice that keeps popping up as the narrator in these bizarre porn vignettes belongs to? We'd love to hire her to read us some books on tape or something.

· Blonde uses her Bowling Trainer for pleasure (RedTube)

· The Big Lebowski - Gutterballs (YouTube)

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