Porn Valley Dispatch: Paintballed, Sure … But Also Balled

Punkporn legend and suspension provocateur Matt Zane has issued a call for likely lads to engage in extreme, "Jackass"-style activities with a porny twist: "'Punkdurass 3' features guys performing outlandish stunts in order to achieve the goal of working with a top of the line porn girl." (Past talent has included Flower Tucci, Nautica Thorn, Sarah Vandella, and Tera Wray.)

Zane said that the dude who got paintballed while wearing a jockstrap has - shocking! - left the production, so the organization has some openings. Interested parties should e-mail here.

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