Best Of Sex Advice: We’re Listening

In case you were keeping track, we did miss our Best of Sex Advice roundup for the last couple of weeks -- but not because of laziness or forgetfulness or even neglect. Frankly, your problems just weren't that interesting! Maybe everyone was just feeling cocky in their post-Valentine's Day bliss, or maybe—heaven forbid!—you're actually starting to figure this stuff out on your own. That would be a sad blow to our nation's underworked and underpaid advice columnists. And bloggers who desperately need silly things to make fun of. Won't you please think of them (and us) the next time you're worried that your lover/parents/teachers will find out about your kinky fetish, or worse ... that your kinky fetish isn't freaky enough to talk about in a major national newspaper? Nonsense! No matter how sexually enlightened some of you may be, we'll still be sitting here waiting to read all about those of you who aren't.

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

My new girlfriend has disconcerting sexual practices such as rubbing her clitoris during sex and not allowing me to caress her breasts. Is it me or her?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I think I have a spanking fetish. I say I think I do, because I never tried it. But I want to. I think my partner would be up for it, but I have yet to ask her. I thought I'd ask you first. What are your thoughts about spanking?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My question is on Dom/sub slave etiquette. Assuming things with this new woman work out, at what point should I break up with my sub? Should I tell her about the other woman? Should I tell her in advance we are ending ("Your next visit will be our last") or should I just ask her to come over and break up then ("We both knew this was only going to last so long")? Do I help her find a new Dom? This isn't a regular breakup, so I'm not really sure how to do it. My sub loves to serve, so would it be cheating on my next girlfriend if I let her keep doing domestic tasks for me, but nothing sexual? Should I tell my next girlfriend that I had a sex slave for a while?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

How do you talk dirty? What do you as women like to hear that gets you all hot and bothered?

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· Open Up: The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I've seen reports from guys who have gotten full ejaculatory orgasms from anal sex, without any oral or manual stimulation of the penis ... I've come pretty close, even getting a very milky pre-cum, but didn't quite make it to the Big O ... Any comments or advice?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

I get these really nasty headaches every time I ejaculate. It doesn't matter if I'm having sex or just masturbating. Please help me.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

Can someone please tell me what's so hot about having sex in the shower? ... it's actually a big pain in the ass, with little payoff.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My boyfriend of six months insists on wearing [condoms.] I was under the impression that once we were exclusive and both got tested, we wouldn't use them anymore. I've been tested, but he somehow 'hasn't gotten around to it.' ... Is he just lazy or what? I just want to make sure I'm not missing the obvious.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 22-year-old gay man. The other day, while reading the labelling on a condom, I read the words for "vaginal use only." Being gay, I researched this only to find on the Canada Health website that condoms are only subject to inspection if a complaint is made. I couldn't find anything about if they should be tested for anal sex.

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