Nuts Magazine Officially Out Of (Topless) Ideas

March 3, 2008
DASHIELL

We've always been amazed at Nuts magazine's endless creativity when it comes to developing cover "stories." From "top 100 topless blondes" to "top 50 topless reality TV stars" to "top 2 topless breasts belonging to Lucy Pinder," they never fail to invent new and exciting themes with each one essentially just boiling down to sexy women taking their shirts off. But they've finally hit the wall with this week's entry, "The 100 Sexiest Footballer's (Soccer Dudes) Wives." What's what wrong with that you ask?

Nothing really. After all, international soccer stars are notorious for their ability to pull down the hottest tail in the world. But it just feels like it's been done before—because it has. Exactly 13 months ago, actually, by the very same Nuts. (We even think that Cheryl "Tweedy" Cole was the winner back then, too.) Have they reached the limit of their imaginations? Will they have to close shop or will they just continue to recycle all their old material for years to come? Or ...