This Is What Married Gay Sex Looks Like

Yes, that's the real way that gay people will destroy the institution of marriage. Straight guys will get savvy to the fact that you can still get laid after being hitched and ladies are going to have to start putting out. That's why they won't let us tie the knot.

Well, we don't know if these boys are married, but the bottom is PauleyT, the man our mother wants us to marry, so this is just what it's going to look like on our wedding night. Pauley sure knows how to take it and these boys are having more fun than a necrophiliac at a funeral parlor. It's not as creative or dirty as we originally expected, but it's certainly not vanilla. And he put that shit up on XTube, which is by no means conservative. Maybe after like 17 years in the gym and a little bit of convincing, we can become like Falcon porn couple The Jarics. That would really piss the conservatives off.

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