Praise, Yahweh! We Can Finally Crack Our “Sukkot” Pun

Yesterday, we were converting to Mormonism. Today, we'll renounce Jesus permanently to celebrate Rosh Hashanah with Michael Lucas's "Men of Israel." After all, there's nothing hotter than elaborately produced porn with a socio-political agenda.

That's not a complaint. Tel Aviv's hopping gay life has been popping up all over, and it's high time the beauty of Israeli men got the spotlight. While we love our cornfed Americans, we do need a breather from the WASP-iness of porn. Enter the incorrigible Miss Lucas, who's Russian, Jewish, a controversial self-promoting badass—and won't let us fucking forget it.

Coming in July, here's a new release we're actually excited about. Lucas and Co. have only released these softcore images, teasing us even more for the cut cocks of the Chosen People. Oh, and the DVD even includes a documentary history of Israel. A little history with our manmeat works both body and mind.

· Michael Lucas Wraps 'Men of israel' Shoot (xbiz.com)