Breaking: Swine Flu Knock-Off Causes Uncontrollable Horniness

Creative role playing scores mondo points in our book. Here's a guy claiming to have caught the latest headlining designer disease. The government must quarantine him, since his libido is viral and contagious.

If only we could catch whatever Joule30 has caught. If only this rare illness would course through our body. It's like mad cow gone directly to the pleasure spots. He calls it AN1H1, which causes high levels of... well... let's just say we wish Jeremy Piven caught this instead of "mercury poisoning." The fun is in the details, especially the surgical mask around the cock. Oh, man... we're so ready to play doctor. Open wide and say "Aaaah."

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· AN1H1 (xtube.com)