If You Have Sex With A Hammer Aren’t You Getting Nailed?

This guy thinks that getting fucked by a hammer means you're getting "hammered." We think he's completely wrong, but then again, we're not the ones with a big hammer sticking out of our butt.

In a video entitled "I give my hungry arse a good hammering....literaly!" Xtube user 2str8up fucks himself with a hammer and two different dildos (not all at once, thank goodness). Now, don't get us wrong, we love a good pun. But we're pretty confident that getting "hammered" generally means to get drunk, does it not? We'd argue that "nailed" would be the more accurate word in this case, even if it does bring to mind all kinds of scary blood/torture play.

Of course, we could be missing the point entirely. Maybe 2str8up is simply trying to communicate the fact that he's drunk from the sheer pleasure of fucking those 12 inches of cold hard steel. Or maybe he's just drunk, and that's why he's fucking those 12 inches of cold hard steel. Who knows? Anything is possible.

· I give my hungry arse a good hammering....literaly! (xtube.com)