Mirror, Mirror

You know, if every time the evil queen from snow white had gotten a face full of gay porn every time she asked her mirror ‘who's the fairest of them all?' she'd probably have been less of a bitch.

But then again, we could say that about a lot of people, ourselves included. Vanity is never a good thing, unless you're witnessing the vanity of two hunks who just can't stop looking at themselves while they're fucking. That's the good kind.

·I get fucked in front of mirror