Flashbot Fleshback: Sorry About The Monotony, But We Only Have Eyes For Porn

A look back at the week that was ...

· Apparently, it doesn't have to be boring to bang the same person over and over and over ...
· We're big enough to admit when we've made a mistake. Not that we would ever be wrong about anything, of course.

· Lexington Steele is good at what he does. Who he does isn't so bad, either.
· We don't miss college at all. Ok, maybe a little bit.
· Ask not what your country can do for you, ask if your country can get you laid.
· Are there any 1990s "celebrities" left that would like get their sex tape out there this year? Time's a-wastin'.
· Any day now ...
· It's awards season! You should definitely try to win one!
· If you don't love Vikki Blows, then clearly you suck.
· Again with the vampires? That's not a complaint -- again with the vampires!
· Remember, there's still time to come ... or cum ... or ... just find a new word for us, okay?