As a semi-professional porn journalist, I know I'm not supposed to say nice things about a porn DVD lest I be accused of writing a puff piece. But sometimes I can't help it: after sifting through piles of sub-par productions, I have no choice but to show some love to Digital Playground for Robby D's latest "Ass Show" joint (which was shot in Jackvision™ or Jack-O-Scope™ or whatever silliness they're calling it over there these days. There, was that bitchy enough?)
Kimberly Kane, Charlie Laine, Jana Cova, Karlie Montana, Candi Manson, Micah Moore, and Velvet Rose fill this excellent volume full to the brim, each taking a solid fucking with perfect makeup and flattering wardrobe in well lit environs at the correct exposure so we can all discern how thoroughly they are getting drilled with crystal clarity. Who knew that that kind of attention to detail was all it took to create a perfectly fapworthy video? (And if it's so simple, why isn't everyone doing it?)
But don't take my word for it: have a taste of these sweet preview shots yourself. Just don't get a cavity looking at 'em, or Tommy Gunn might come and fill you up too. (All images courtesy of Digital Playground.)
· "Jack's Big Ass Show 7" (DVD info @ store.digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Jack's Big Ass Show 7" (Adult DVD Empire)