Cum-Stained Casting Couches: Chayse Evans And A Man Named Vomidoo

"The only thing I know I'm good at is having sexual intercourse," Chayse Evans says in "Cum-Stained Casting Couch 11," which we watched because the previous ten installments left so many questions unanswered. "That's my B plan."

So what was your A plan? "Well, I was in the Marines," she explains, and says the only good sex she got in that branch of the Armed Forces was from a Corporal named Steve (we think she says) Vomidoo. As our childhood pet was named Steve and we grew up on Rue Vomidoo in Bogue Chitto, we are appropriating that as our porn name.

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