In The Rough: “Jenna Loves Diamonds”

March 17, 2008
GRAM-PONANTE

Jenna Jameson is back like you've already seen her before as a hypnotized jewel thief in "Jenna Loves Diamonds," a movie made in 2002 but just released now. Read what we have to say about it after the jump.

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Jenna Loves Diamonds

Studio: ClubJenna
Director: Michael Zen
Cast: Jenna Jameson, Dru Berrymore, Ashley Moore, Cherry Rain, Aurora Snow, Randy Spears, Dale Dabone, Justin Sterling, Dillion Day, Kendall Karlson

Review by Gram Ponante

Jameson fans will appreciate this movie, directed by Michael Zen, for its loving attention to the millenial Jameson as an insurance investigator hypnotized by Dru Berrymore to do the latter's evil bidding.

Little does Jenna know that her airheaded secretary, Cherry Rain, is smarter than she lets on!

Jameson interviews a heist victim, the delightful Ashley Moore, whose mind was on something else when her jewels were taken.

Not only that, but Aurora Snow adds some tasty blondeness to the equation in a scene with Randy Spears.

When Jenna's double life is horribly revealed to her, she seeks solace in the arms of her betrayer (as we all do).

Though flawed, "Jenna Loves Diamonds" has a lot of star power, and it's a pleasure to see Jameson, Cherry Rain, Moore, and Snow in this footage. Still, little editing gaffes and spaces where the line delivery could have been tweaked abound, making me wish for something more worthwhile of Jameson's legacy.