It seems that "Girls Gone Wild" career slimeball purveyor Joe Francis has decided to insert himself into the Eliot Spitzer/Ashley Dupre story, which some of you may have forgotten about already. But what took him so long? Oh, that's right—he was in jail. Well, he's out (for now) and suddenly remembers that there was a girl riding around on his GGW fun bus five years ago that looked a lot like America's Most Famous (for now) Hooker. Joe was prepared to offer Ashley $1 million to pose nude, but since he claims to have even more nudity and girl-on-girl action in his "archives" he'll make money off her the old fashioned way instead. (Even though he suddenly thinks she's not that hot anyway. Classy!)
Honestly, we don't think it even looks like her — that seems to be happening a lot these days — but then, the idea that Ashley would get thrown out of a hotel in Miami and then take her top off for a bunch of drunk frat boys isn't so farfetched either. Plus, it was five years ago ... which would have made the now (supposedly) 22-year-old, um ... 17? Maybe Joe should check those archives again before he gets himself into more trouble.
· "ASHLEY DUPRE IN 'GIRLS GONE WILD' VIDEO" (nypost.com)
Previously: Everything Else You Wanted To Know About Hookers (But Didn't Care Enough To Ask)