“Let’s Fool Around!” (Yeah, They’re Talking To You)

Just so it's clear, Metro's latest release "Let's Fool Around" is not in fact a tribute to disco legend General Johnson's 1977 classic. (Unfortunately.) It is, however, the title of a new DVD celebrating sucking, fucking, and ... yes, fooling around featuring some of Europe's cutest new sex stars and brought to you by director Dick Hooker.

Despite our best undercover investigation efforts, we haven't been able to determine whether Mr. Hooker is an actual auteur or if he's the Europorn equivalent of Hollywood's Alan Smithee. So while we get to the bottom of this (because we know knowing who's responsible filming a particular stroke flick adds immeasurably to your masturbatory enjoyment), we invite you to get to know these barely legal Eastern Block bottoms a little better. Admit it: you thought that they just used cheap vodka and burned government sponsored propaganda papers to keep warm at night, didn't you comrade?

"Let's Fool Around" features a cast of mostly one-named performers you've probably never heard of, including Viv, Le, Sara, Patricia, Veronica Carso, Lea, Valentina, Zenza, and Raggio. No, we're not sure which is the one with the snaggletooth either.

· Metro Interactive (metrointeractive.com)