Porn Valley Dispatch: Brooke Bids Adieu-de

The delicious Brooke Haven, despite sharing my birthday, has nonetheless decided that she will no longer perform with guys, just sticking to the ladies from now on. In a more delicately-worded announcement, she also said that anal scenes were no longer on the menu. As this sort of thing tends to happen (sob) when performers get boyfriends (sob), we wish Ms. Haven only the best. Now we need to be alone with "Tea for the Tillerman" for a while.

· Brooke Haven (brookehaven.com)