Scientists bored with studying global warming statistics and frustrated with their failure to create a viable HIV vaccine have turned their attention this week to calculating what part of the general female population is as eager to ingest genetic material as the ones in the 23rd installment of Diabolic's "Down The Hatch" series. Unfortunately, they found out that a startling proportion of them happen to be in this movie already, so the average heterosexual male in the general population stands that much less of a chance of meeting any of them. (Sorry. it's a scientific fact. They used pie charts and everything.)
That said, the cast -- including Courtney Cummz, Alexis Texas, Eva Angelina, Pricilla Milan, Rachel Roxxx, Sandy Sweet, and Privia -- do an admirable job of challenging themselves, and we believe you will respect all of the extra credit and overtime they put in. In fact, the entire experience brought tears to our eyes. To say nothing of theirs.
· "Down The Hatch #23" (DVD info and trailer @ diabolic.com)