Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Naughty Is Nice With The Bnaughty

Choosing the right toy to purchase is never an easy decision, especially when you're fapping on a budget: the best toys tend to run over a hundred dollars a pop, and those that come at bargain prices ... well, you usually get what you pay for. Charming though the Hammering Hook may be, sometimes it's nice to have a toy with a little more class. (Not to mention one that won't give you cancer.) So what's a horny gal with a limited income to do, aside from a plain old date with Miss Michigan?

Consider checking out the B Swish line of toys. A company dedicated to making quality toys accessible to a broad audience, B Swish offers three excellent options that won't break the bank: the Bgee (a slim gspotter vibe), the Bgood (a slimline-style vibe), and the Bnaughty (an egg vibe). Since I'm nothing if not naughty -- and like a good egg vibe -- I grabbed a Bnaughty and took it for a test drive.

Made of a hard, velvety plastic, the Bnaughty has a sleek, smooth surface that feels great whether it's in your palm or in your, uh, parts. Like most egg vibes, the controls are housed in a little box (connected to the vibrating egg by a thin, plastic coated wire); unlike most egg vibes, the Bnaughty controller is ergonomically designed, and sits quite comfortably in your (or your partner's) hand.

With only four speeds, and no fancy pulse patterns, the Bnaughty is definitely a basic vibrator -- but hey, sometimes basic is all you need. For something so small, the Bnaughty's vibrations are remarkably strong. Added bonuses: it's waterproof (in case you need a little bath time fun) and comes with its own cotton storage bag.

The Bnaughty can be used with any kind of lube, and should be cleaned with soap and warm water. It can not be sterilized, however, so use a condom if you're planning to share.

Though it may not have as many bells and whistles as some of the other vibes we've profiled, the Bnaughty is still a good, solid toy. If a budget orgasm is a high priority, you could do a lot worse.

· Bswish (bswish.com)
· Buy the Bnaughty (babeland.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive