You don't usually go into a fine antique store expecting to get a piece of ass, and when you do you better hope it isn't more ancient or fragile than the other items on display: not only would that be a bit awkward, but you'd almost be afraid to the handle the merchandise. Still, whether you're picking out new dinner plates or screwing the help on the counter, the same rule always applies: You fuck it, you buy it.
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· "Antiques Shop" (RedTube)
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