U Can Haz Free Robopr0n: Fucking Machines Contest Giveaway!

A giant thrusting robocock might be no laughing matter for the hotties at Fucking Machines, but after all this time we still find plenty of LOL-worthy moments while we're toiling in the porn mines. So we're challenging you, dear reader, to come up with the funniest LOLpr0n (totes [TM]!!!1!!) captions to one of three images from FuckingMachines.com ... and three lucky winners will receive a free one month membership to the site. More details--plus an exclusive bonus gallery!--after the jump.

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Even though we've recently been told that every time someone says "I can haz" god kills a kitten, we still believe in our hearts (and squishy bits) that the full potential for applying LOLspeak to photos of girls having their pussies stuffed by robots until they squirt with orgasmic glee has yet to be tapped. So we're tapping it ... with your help!

All you have to do is make us laugh until we choke on our mouthfuls of gummi boobs ... and you'll win a free membership to the deliriously excellent Fucking Machines.com (which is now viewable in PicLens 3D format for added hotness).

Select one of the three large images below and tell us your LOLcaption in the comments for this post, (Don't forget to tell us which image you're captioning.) Even better, use one of them to create your own LOLporn pic and upload that as your comment. We'll announce the winners next week and will contact you via your Fleshbot comments account page to get you your prize. (First time commenter? Go here to register.)

For inspiration, see where it all began ... or where we made it end up.

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And for even more inspiration ...

· Fleshbot Exclusive: Fucking Machines Gallery (fleshbot.com)
· FuckingMachines (fuckingmachines.com)