We knew that the Bible was filled with all kinds of naughtiness--rape, murder, incest, laying down with strange beasts--but we inadvertently just discovered what might be the filthiest verse of all. Ezekiel 23:8 (King James Version): "Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her." Translation: "When she was young, she had sex with a lot of dudes who grabbed her boobies and came on her chest." Of course, they say that like it's a bad thing. (bible.cc + cottonandsand.com; thumb via the observant Cum On Jugs)