“Ass Invaders”: Barbarians At The Anal Gate

We don't mean to sound conspiratorial or anything, but it seems Europorn maestro Pierre Woodman has been lying to us. Sure, he may seem like just another average porn director with a sheepish grin and suspicious tan, but the truth about him is far more complex and possibly sinister: somewhere deep within the former Eastern Bloc he's been secretly developing a race of ridiculously beautiful porn models whose desire to get double stuffed is matched only by their freakishly elastic anal capacity.

How else to explain the cast of "Ass Invaders", which features an ensemble guaranteed to test and possibly overload even the most insatiable libidos of Western porn viewers? For this, the fifth title in his "Anal Gate" series, he turns the directing reins over to seasoned apprentice David Perry, who has definitely learned from the master ... and the results are devastating. (But, like, in a good way.)

OK, so maybe the title conjures up images of porn babes being beamed through an oversized sphincter to battle alien overlords with their hungry orifices ... but alas, it's not that kind of movie. Instead, it stars Alishia, Claudia Bella, Jennifer Love, Jessica Girl, Kyra Banks and Lucy doing what they do best. We promise you won't even miss the special effects.

· "Ass Invaders" (video preview @ wood-ent.com)