Exxxotica Miami: The Five-Minute Version

Anyone who is anyone was in Florida this past weekend for the Exxotica: Miami show. Except us! (Because we hate airplanes and the sun!) Fortunately, someone was there with a camera to document the whole shebang and compile everything that happened into this handy video. So thanks to Daily Tang for braving the crowds and saving us from having to eat convention hall hot dogs. Sure, we would have liked to been there to catch up with Jesse Jane and all the rest of the porny people in person, but some things just weren't meant to be. (Like that crazy teeth-whitening machine. That's just not right.)

· SCENES FROM EXXXOTICA MIAMI (dailytang.com)