“What Happens In A Porn Theater Stays In A Porn Theater”

May 5, 2008
LUX-ALPTRAUM

God, some people can just be so inconsiderate sometimes—don't they know that theaters are for watching porn, not making it? Can't a person sit down to watch a hardcore fuck flick without some total strangers getting it on just a few feet away? Next thing you know, everyone in the audience will be joining in and we'll never get to see what's happening on screen! (Good thing the lady ushers at this place wear those cool uniforms, or we'd just stay home and watch dirty DVDs like the normal pervs that we are instead.)