Breaking: Jesse Jane Not Trying Hard Enough to Hide Her Nipples

Jesse Jane appears on the cover of July's Genesis magazine (A Publication For Gentlemen) with such a sorry pair of nipple distractors as to ultimately defeat the purpose of hiding them at all. Is the law so complacent that covering the nipples with something that attracts one's attention to the nipples is better than the nipples not being covered at all, or better yet, propped on my eyelids? Luckily her nipples appear unobscured inside.

Next time I see Jesse Jane, I am going to tastefully place a Dorito on her vulva and declare, "I CAN'T SEE IT."

· Genesis Magazine (genesismagazine.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)