Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini

Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand.

"The Perfectionist 2" has something to do with languid and thin European women and spies and the Mafia. Then we meet Anneta. Why she is in an empty kitchen we don't know. Why the only food in an otherwise empty kitchen is a zucchini we don't know. So we made something up.

"I regard this zucchini with the same icy indifference with which I regard my men."

"I lick this zucchini with the same icy indifference with which I lick my men."

"I'm a French maid!"

"You'll do. Oh yes: you'll do. What was that line from 'Babe'? 'That'll do, Pig. That'll do.' Ha ha ha. 'A pig who thinks he's a dog.' This is a zucchini who thinks it's a cock."

"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"

"My friend gave me only one bottle (of PermaSoft), and now it's gone. Please, send me more Permasoft."

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