Maxim Will See Your Hot 100 And Raise You Marisa Miller

May 15, 2008
DASHIELL

If you own a magazine, you've probably published a list of the 100 hottest women in the world this month. (If you haven't, how can you even call yourself a magazine?) If we've learned anything from these highly complicated numerical systems it's that ranking babes in terms of "hotness" or "sexiness" or even "awesomeness" is more of an art form than a science. One says Megan Fox, one says Keeley Hazell, one says Jessica Alba ... and that's all the same magazine! Maxim is the latest to enter the fray and they declare Sports Illustrated cover girl Marisa Miller to be queen of the magazine jungle. In fact, they are so dismissive of FHM's champ Megan Fox that she couldn't even crack the top 15. Of course, Marisa didn't even crack the Maxim Top 100 in 2007, despite evidence showing that she was alive back then and equally hot. So will we ever agree on any of these important international disputes? Is that what the U.N. is for?