Flashbot Fleshback: The Springtime Of Our Discontent

A look back at the week that was ...

· No matter how you choose to celebrate the month of May, there's no reason masturbation shouldn't be involved.

· So, is it time for our checkup again?

· Sometimes sex just isn't dirty enough. Except when it is.

· We remember when we had a young American body.

· Former glamour models never die ... they just have second thoughts.

· So that's where Randy Spears has been hiding!

· It's a dirty job and we're kind of glad that Ariel X is doing it.

· If we all put our heads together, no porn movie will go unwatched.

· Sometimes it's almost like the people making porn know exactly what we want!

· Remember, you're all winners in our book. Actually, just the guy who won our contest is. The rest of you are tied for second place, though.