Breaking: Stoya Inspires Crime!

As tempting as it is to imagine our favorite porn personalities living in the same fortified compound, playing records and batting each other with soft pillows, they do often live far from Porn Valley. Digital Playground's Stoya returns to the city of Brotherly Love when she's not shooting that company's esoteric arthouse fare, and we caught up with her via webcam.

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GP: Here's what the world needs to know: do you eat Philly cheesesteaks?

Stoya: No. I'm a vegetarian in phases, but that much meat makes me sick.

GP: Tell us about your neighborhood.

Stoya: People come to our door to sell things.

GP: Like what?

Stoya: When we were moving in, we had a broken sewing machine. Somebody came to the door to sell us another one for $20.

GP: So someone watched you as you moved in, determined your sewing machine was busted, then stole one and sold it to you? I don't want to put words in your mouth ...

Stoya: They probably stole it!

GP: I would steal a sewing machine for you, Stoya. I would steal an election for you.

· Stoya (myspace.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)