Spice Girl Bodies Outlive Their Body Of Work

May 29, 2008
DASHIELL

We've probably reached the point where we can stop referring to Melanie Brown as "Scary Spice." On the other hand, if she wasn't a member of the inexplicably still popular Spice Girls, no one would have taken pictures of her on the beach and then you wouldn't get to see her post-baby body soaking up the sun. We suppose that technically the group is still together, but we haven't bought any of their CD's ... er, heard their songs on the radio in quite a while. It's not like we're secretly interested in another comeback tour--that'd be silly! Nope, just the cleavage, please!