Carmen Hart Finds “Love For The First Time”

How do we know that Bob (Randy Spears) is a virgin and May (Carmen Hart) is a lonelyhearts spinster? Well, they both wear glasses. In Wicked's cable-ready takeoff of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," Bob and May learn to overcome their shyness, marry, and conceive in this uplifting, gauzy, and utterly non-threatening porn that made us wonder how Max Hardcore might have handled the same script.

Our only request of Wicked in its quest to be the undisputed top couples-friendly porn company: turn on the lights and wipe the Vaseline off the lens; we won't be scandalized if you turn the fluorescents on.

And Wicked features tend to have happy endings in more ways than one, which we appreciate.

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