The Sexiest “Toe Jam” You Will Ever See

Like you, we find few things more frustrating than those heavy black censorship bars more prudish media outlets than ours utilize to obscure even the merest hint of boob, pube, or peen. And like (most of) you, we find few things more sexually unappetizing than toe jam. Combine the two, however, and you have few things more delightful than this cheeky new video by Brighton Port Authority, a collaboration between Fat Boy Slim, David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal. Funny how these things work out, isn't it? (And if by chance you were bought here via a Google search for "toe jam porn" ... well, we guess we'll do our best to find you some of that too sometime. We aim to please everyone around here.)

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THE BPA 'TOE JAM' FEAT. DAVID BYRNE & DIZZEE RASCAL

· Brighton Port Authority - Toe Jam (vids.myspace.com - thx Carlos)