Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A “Fuck Truck”

We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity."

Shot by Jim Powers, "Fuck Truck" at the very least has some larger-than-a-car conveyance in each scene, and I guess you could say that the movie, filmed in part as a behind the scenes look at a recent tour of the punk band The Bad Samaritans, is a kind of travelogue.

And without "Fuck Truck," the world probably wouldn't have been allowed to see cutting room floor footage of the impaired Holly Wellin cavorting in the desert. You'd think she went to Wellesley College!

And it's not that Brooke Scott, Cassidy Blue, Desire Moore, and Holly Wellin aren't exactly the type of people I'd want along on a road trip, I just think that having a truck in each scene is a weak concept for a porn movie. Unless the talent is having sex with the truck.

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