“Phat Ass Tits 5”: What’s In A Name?

Once in a great while porn takes a gigantic artistic and conceptual leap forward, destroying conventional stereotypes of what the medium should be and creating a genre-defying new paradigm that occupies the space between mainstream entertainment and morally challenging adult fare. And once again, this is not that movie: in fact, there is nothing even remotely challenging about the fifth installment of Fuxsion's "Phat Ass Tits" series. But perhaps that's just as well.

So what if we will never see director Anton Slayer receiving a shiny gold statuette from the likes of Jack Nicholson or Sally Field? As long as he continues to showcase the talents of performers like Gianna Michaels, Whitney Stevens, Mikayla, Angelina Valentine, Megan Monroe, and the ever popular and erotically violent Nikki Benz, the continued devotion by horny porn fans and phat ass tit fanciers like us will be ample reward enough for his life's work.

There is every possibility that Fuxsion chose that banal title intentionally, subtly yet fully acknowledging the fact that it's our baser desires which always trump our nobler ones. Or maybe they simply chose it because the movie is, in fact, full of phat ass tits? We can only ponder the possibilities. You, on the other hand, are free to enjoy the preview pictures below without having to come up with three paragraphs' worth of commentary on them. Consider yourself lucky.

· "Phat Ass Tits 5" (metrointeractive.com)