Marital Aid Test Kitchen: CyberSkin® Waterproof EZ-Bend Cockring

If something comes with an "As Seen on TV!" sticker on it or an "E-Z" anywhere on the label, you can be goddamn sure I'm going to put it on my penis. (Or at the very least stick my penis through it, which is not true of anything marked "Hecho in Jo Polnicek)

You will look like one of those Sears photographers, facing forward while holding a bulb in one hand and the birdie in the other, when you physically commit to the CyberSkin® Waterproof EZ-Bend Cockring. Because what the title doesn't tell you is that, not only is this cock ring as bendy as a favorite bath tool, but it also has a vibrating bullet attached by a length of wire to a controller.

So you poke your schlong through the CyberSkin® Waterproof EZ-Bend Cockring's stretchy hole, all the while feeling the not-unpleasant but otherwise-unnatural humming of the bullet underneath. The farther one pokes, the more secure the source of the vibration (unless one has no testicles, and then it's a crapshoot).

So the user has both hands occupied, really, at which point the question becomes "What if ladies are present?"

The answer, I believe, is that this device is for the gentleman who is currently between ladies.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)
· Buy the CyberSkin® Waterproof EZ-Bend Cockring (sensualadviser.com)